Well. I’m here to render a short story of knitting zen and how not to achieve it. I am the queen of the unzen (do NOT mistake that for the undead. I’m warning you!). I would like to blame it on grief and stress, but I don’t think that’s the answer. It’s the unzen or the PissyFairy. Take your pick.
Here is the second of the littleredscarf.
This was ripped and cast on. Again.
I was happier with this one, but it had mistakes. I did not make these mistakes. I believe it was the PissyFairy. She is not cute like Tinkerbell, but is from the same species. PissyFairy decides that things are going well and to make her life more interesting, she causes humans (me) to make mistakes. PissyFairy won this round and this baby was ripped, too.
So, I knit the above rendition. K4P1. I do not like it “Sam I am”. I do not like green eggs and ham or this particular pattern in this particular scarf. The PissyFairy was not responsible for this one. I just do not like how it looks. So, rip.
I am not down for the count. I have cast on again and will try the Corrugator scarf pattern one more time. If the PissyFairy visits you. I’m sorry, but if she’s visiting you, she’s leaving me the hell alone. It’s every knitter for themselves!!!!
My soundtrack? I’m warning you. This is an earworm and I’ve had it on my mind for two days. It’s not a bad song. It just gets really old and really really annoying quickly. Consider yourself warned!!!
I think it’s the fact that the verse just keeps playing over and over and over and over and over and over. And, I am not certain, but I think there’s only one verse. I tend to zone out after just a few seconds.
Have a good one!!!!!!!!